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Let Me Continue (To Rant) - E Tissue-Man Speaks

It's 2006 and i figured i shall give my two cents worth too.

Indeed, 2005 was an eventful year. In fact, never had i encountered so many independent events in a single year - what would 2006 be like? First a flashback of 2005. Here goes,

To my dear friends, thanks for your support and non-support thru' out the past few years, you know who you are. Merito-culture@ NUS was tough to handle, so i wouldn't have made it thru without some form of support from u guys. Indeed, the Nerd-culture was getting too hot to handle even though i felt like i was getting the hang of it. But, no thanks. Enough is enough.

To myself (notice i put frens before myself - if you get my drift.. oh) Encountered spates of near depression - from thinking too much about life in general - oh you banished soul from hell, what art thou losing motivation in life even beforest you have reached the finish line? Think i've encountered too much unhappiness in my life, seen too much self-imposed problems in people, too much jealousy, too much materialism, too much pseudo-culture amongst relationships - too much of human nature - at its worse. I'm getting sick of seeing people, including myself. Frankly.

Sad to say..but i think alcohol and cigarettes savaged my life this year. Geez, i'll say it anyway, allowed a smoother transcendence in tussles of the mind. Figured this year would be a good time to quit. Want to feel stronger, healthier, wealthier? then quit lor. Simple as that.

To work. Fuck, i'm virtually working for free lorhz..no CPF. dun complain hor.

Long & Short Term Career Plans - ST Recruitment ads states u gotta have a masters degree to be a Vibration Engineer... huh den i how?

Long term plans to be a Product Engineer /Project Engineer. Praying hard for my applications.

2006 is gona be a better year. Period.

roger rabbit is all w-holed up to find new carrots. Burrow Burrow.

posted by Roger Ramjet @ 11:26 PM 4 comments

Let's Begin (To Rant)

It's 2006 and I wanna say something.

"To the LOSER/S reading this (you know who you are). Pls fucking wake up! You're like a dead walking elephant. The world is better off without you, really, if you don't bloody wake up. You're a waste in '05. So pls dun be a waste again in '06 'cos there's still half your life waiting for you to experience. And I hope I dun waste my precious slavia saying this to you."

"To my BROTHERS. Wad's life without you man? We're all living a life full of purpose. Mine and yours are never different. We have to carry each other, carry each other. So let's make '06 an even better one. Let the tongue roll!"

"To LOVE. Remember love is a temple. Pls find those who are in need of it and dun fucking give to those who already have. We have to be fair here ya? So fuck those who wants more of it. You're greedy. Go fuck yourself."

"To CIGARETTES. It's evil to smoke nowadays. Pls back your temptation off from me! Don't come near me! Ah!!!! No!!!!"

"To ALCOHOL. I didn't know doing it at the comfort of your own room is as pleasurable as in pubs. It's an absolut raspberri joy"

"To my GUITAR. Sorry but you have to go. When someone has to go, he has to. Don't argue. So bye bye. Thanks for those short memories."

"To CREATIVENESS. Long live! This Brain never fails to ignite creativeness. The Brain wants more so he could save the world."

"To MUSIC. Plugging in everyday to work I have. Do it in style in '06 I may. The ipod way."

"To LIVERPOOL. Pls beat Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal. The 'bird's' gonna be skinned on my leg so give me some pride at least. Or better still, do it twice in a row."

"To MONEY. I and you and you you you you want more. So show me more money!"

"To HEALTH. Yes. To ILLNESS. No."

"And finally to LUCK. If you people have never strike 4D, Toto or the gal at the dancefloor at any given duration of your dumbass luckless life. Then this year will be no different so don't bother searching or praying or buying it. You're like me. Sway for life."

NB.

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