oh.novacaine

A Reply For You By Me

Dear Jeremy,

How have you been doin since Friday's drama? I see that you are taking things quite seriously at work. You throw tantrums at Medusa at times but nevertheless not overboard. You were just so straight with your words I feel being that direct or agressive isn't too healthy. Why don't you self-reflect on yourself and not let emotions and feelings succumb you? You're a man. Do what a man gotta do. Go find a new gal! Don't let her ruined your already pathetic life.

I know sometimes when a special gal comes along you'd get butterflies in ur stomach and automatically loose appetite even though you're so damn hungry. But hey, look at yourself! It's torturing u know?! Carry on like that, you'll be skin and bones I tell you. So the best solution is to go and get laid. I mean if it gets desperate, pay for it la! Everybody needs to have abit a pleasure every now and then what rite...somemore you're such a bloody horny fella. Haha. Or go wank la! Oh ya ah...u told me wanking will only make u look haggard. Hmm... eh fuck you la! Can u jolly well explain to me how will that ever happend?

I think you need help, really. You even told me today that you were on the verge of sending her a text message! WTF! Pls don't do that! You don't even know what's happening on the other side. Wait for her to contact you first then see how ok? Then ah when she contact you, err...go meet her! Make her be open to you and say everything. Don't play hide and seek anymore, ok? But I tell you la, she's not worth it. I think you're just a passer-by. Just so sway that you were the fella that came along. Aiyah you...wrong place, wrong time man. But what to do? It just had to happend. As they say, shit happens loh. But hey...everything happens for a reason rite? Haha. Macham like the show LOST. :P

Maybe this whole melodrama shit will make you stronger in your views about having a relationship? Maybe God has a fantastic movie script that hasn't climax? Or maybe, just maybe you're destined to be gay. I dunno. Just speculating arh! Dun scream at me. But aiyah...if you're gay, I tink more gals will fall for you than guys! Look at you! Haha...just maintain the person you are. You're a cool guy. A cool gal will come, naturally. Sumpa.

Actually being single has its goods and bads la. No need to explain to you rite. Tink you jolly well know. Being single for so long already..How long is it? 4-5 years? Wah seh...you ah...how can u tahan for so long? Hmm...i guess it's time for me to give you one last piece of advise.

Cheer up! :)

Love,
oh.novacaine

posted by jeremyz @ 10:28 PM